GO WEST, YOUNG MAN --- A FAREWELL TO TOM TKACIK

So it's hail and farewell to Tom Tkacik
Who moves west to be near Park Jurassic.
His new boss will be tickled,
But we may all feel pickled
To be losing a colleague so classic.

When inspired by an uncle (named Leo?),
He developed an ASIC called TIO.
Now he moves to the south,
To be nearer the mouth
Of the other Grand River, the Rio.

Likely not in Tom's desiderata,
As he drives off in his blue Miata,
Is the following scene:
On his tail, our Doug Rheaume
With a list --- Carchitect code errata.

AMB