HELLO, COLUMBUS

Highly trained 'lectrical engineer,
Of chip vision he made a career,
But he ne'er could decide,
When he went for a ride,
Should it look to the front or the rear?

But his radar was always quite good
For the latest in rumors.  Chuck could
Tell you days in advance
(Was he right just by chance?)
What was coming to your neighborhood.

When his oracle pointed to Delphi,
He responded with "Oh me, oh, oh my!"
Or with something like that,
For he sure smelled a rat,
And he's never been known as one who's shy.

Now for Chuck it's four years cogitation
To pursue theological revelation.
At the end of this break,
Will he be pleased to take
Greater Kokomo Lutheran Congregation?

AMB